this GQ photographer can have my first-born, assuming i haven't already sold it off:



although the stylist can maybe get a kick in the face for making Minho look 20 years older than he really is.  :/
either way-this is my favorite SHINee pairing and so nothing will ruin this moment, damn it.  NOTHING.

Jonghyun's lips just might be the center of my universe right now.  for real.

dear flist: i hate my fucking life.

that is all.

so i probably don't have many on my flist but i thought maybe i could post these every now and again and they will amuse some of you...

certainly are more amusing than just hearing my rant about my actual life events lol

SO

Random Fact #1:
When I am just falling asleep or just waking up and still certainly not conscious, I come up with ridiculously nonsensical ideas for writing.  Poems, stories, lyrics, I don't rightly know what they are but instead of doing the writer norm and jotting it down somewhere, I start a text message on my phone since I sleep with it and save it to my drafts automatically by closing my phone and more than likely drifting back off to sleep.

I think what I find most interesting about this is that I randomly chose to write these in message format, like I was honestly planning to send the phrases to someone.

People think it's weird that I have so many messages in my Drafts folder that I can't delete.

Here are some of my favorites:

I will put you in my pocket and when I get lonely I'll take you out and we can play 'cause you're my one and only.

I sleep best when it's raining.  One of my uncles used to tell me that it always rained in Orlando so when the chance came-I took the opening and moved.  If it rained all the time, I could sleep all the time.  I kinda liked that.

He smiled in a way to seem unaffected, but I could see the roses blooming across each of his cheeks.

It never occurred to him that he could say anything incriminating while he slept, but then it probably never occurred to him that he had anything incriminating to say.

You're like the best song ever written and the best part is that the tune's all mine.

I just realized that the closest and most intimate friend I have is my bed...  I spend more time with it than my own mother.  It sees me at my worst.  In sweats and no makeup.  It sees me at my most insecure and vulnerable moments.  Sees all my hidden and darkest fears and desires.  And night after night it's still there to keep me warm and bring comfort.  If I can find a guy to treat me half as well as my bed does, I know I'm doing something right.

IT'S ALMOST A TRIPLE RAINBOW-

no seriously guys....  i am SO bored....  i just....  idon'teven...

someone please amuse me?

i'm desperate here.

Guys, I'm meeting 2PM in 2 days.

HOLY FFFFFUUUUU-SHIIIII-SDFKANEGBKFKV AWEVK"LDSJMVSI ERDJLEQS":LN SIUGHGM DHGBDSFRBXGBHDFKKKK!

I am currently not calm at all because I'm trying to pack and I'm terrified I'll forget something.
What am I going to wear?  What am I going to SAY?  What if Chansung can't understand anything I say anyways?  What if they don't like our presents? 
WHAT IF WE AREN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO BRING IN OUR PRESENTS OMG?!

DDDDDDD:

PANICCCCC!

It is apparently going to SNOW where I live tomorrow night and Saturday morning.

That is all.







No, no wait.  That's not all.

I'm getting this breaking weather-related bulletin:



W

T

F

hey guys remember when i made this thing?



oh you don't?
that's because i never wanted it to be shown to the public

Uhhhh, hi?

Rather than even attempting to explain what I've been up to....  How about a pic-spam?  Most of what I've been doing involves photos of some kind so why not....

( she's so [image] heavy )

so i used to just have a girl-crush on ChaeRin but i should probably just face facts and admit i'm jonesin for this whole frickin group...

oh well...

i'm just copy and pasting my post on CAPSLOCK TVXQ in reaction to finding out Jaejoong's doing An-An

XD

Read at your own risk, horrendously shopped picspam and offensive capslock-y banter to follow...

( An-An? More like Nom-Nom *gets kicked* )